Uses for the Perfect Pour Flask...
Golf Bag - When you’re BYOB-ing
out on the course to avoid those above-par liquor prices,
make sure that you have the tools required to mix a perfectly
proportioned libation without the hassle of cumbersome measuring
glasses and liquor bottles. Our
discreet product has revolutionized the way we stick it to those
overpriced Golf Clubs while (most importantly) maintaining our
buzz.
Hunting Excursions - So, it's cold, it's quiet, you're
bored, and obviously thirsty, but you don't want to scare away what could be
the monster buck you've been waiting your whole life for. With our easily
stowed and retrieved “quiet plastic design” hunters only need to
worry about one thing: is it that wonderful hard liquor aroma attracting
those Boone & Crockies or is it just the doe piss that you've covered
yourself in? Say goodbye to that trademark beer can KA-CHEESH that you've so
desperately tried to silence for all those years and make it a “Perfect
Shot, Perfect Pour” kind of hunt.
Tubing - As if this one needs an explanation,
we’ll go ahead and state the obvious. NO ONE WANTS
TO GO TUBING WITHOUT BOOZE!!! In the past, unfortunately, beer
has been the preferred beverage of the avid tuber, but we
here at Perfect Pour have uncovered the means to make
on-the-water liquor accidents a thing of the past. Our
bottle is plastic, durable, water-proof, and most notably, every
bottle sports a very stylish Perfect Pour reservoir built
right in. So go ahead, steal yourself a sip off the bottle...we
promise you won't spill.
Home Bar - If you're anything like us, then
having a home bar has been the central driving force behind
a career. Once that dream is realized, we want our drinks
and we want them fast. We don't want to do a bunch
of dishes or wash glasses -- these are chores that keep us from
enjoying our bar. Fortunately, we have devised a brilliant solution...
The Perfect Pour Flask. We combine both container and measuring
glass in what will someday be called the most revolutionary breakthrough in
liquor delivery since the 1.75L Old Crow bottle switched to plastic, effectively
halting death-by-broken-bottle stabbings. So get one for
your counter-top and make life a little easier for Numero Uno.
BYOL Bars (BYOL
= Bring your own Liquor) - We've all been to these establishments,
and though it may break the unprepared man's heart and set him
on an unfortunate course towards a sober and surly night, it
can actually be quite a pleasant treat for those equipped to
deal with the situation. Let
us paint a picture for you… Imagine a situation in which
you have liquor but the bar does not have shot glasses, nor would
they have the know-how to use them if they did. Not to
worry: The Perfect Pour has a shot glass built right into the
flask!! Who needs a drink?? Make it a Double you
say?? You now have the power to pour that double with absolute
confidence thanks to the Perfect Pour Flask!!! What should
you do with all of this confidence?? The answer, my friend,
is anything you want to...
The uses are endless and we will leave it to you to impress
us with your creativity. We will always be updating the "Uses" section
of this page with humorous submissions from our Perfect Pour
consumers so don't be a stranger!!! [submt
your own story here]